Post by emmbee on Mar 18, 2013 12:03:47 GMT
According to reliable sources the Universal Jobsearch site is key to anyone getting benefits today 
And so - even though this site seems to be unable to deliver a job -
am I looking at this all the wrong way? - little old longterm unemployed me mun use it or lose all benefits - queue the violins 
But - always the big BuT............ I cant – why not you may ask – well not because I can't remember the absurdly long and unmemorable site-assigned user ID – primary key / unique identifier / national insurance number …. hello Seems like gov data admins still are not able to recognise the simplicity of a primary key, which presumably is why they are still freaking out about fraud and the alleged plethora of claimants apparently abusing the system over the years.... but anyhoo
No my ID, is stashed away on my pc ready for anyone to hack in, steal it and sign on for me
No my problem is that when i finally managed to find the ID stashed somewhere on my hard drive, and then the password, I found a new agreement to sign... but couldn't read, so copied and pasted to a doc, changed font / paragraph formatting, and settled down to read, like my daddy taught me - who me suspicious
Which is when I found out that I have already broken the agreement - (see attached, para 2/5 You should also not copy or re-sell any part of our site. )
So what do I do? Not only have I copied and pasted, changed format, and posted to this thread I would be likely to copy and paste job descriptions etc for further us / recordance - and at any point in time they will be allowed to say that I have broken the agreement
Yep the gov is going to get us all off benefits it seems
But wouldn't it be simpler just to incorporate ye old shoppe on ye corner concept ? ..... you surely know the one ...... form at reception, ...... musty booth behind a dusty red velvet curtain, in which we stand ready for the short sharp laser burst that will reduce our whole to ash .... swept up by an automated dustpan and brush and chucked onto the roses, or phlox, for choice see form, press a or b, simply because the really usefully employed just dont need diamonds to run their watches anymore ;D
And so - even though this site seems to be unable to deliver a job -
am I looking at this all the wrong way? - little old longterm unemployed me mun use it or lose all benefits - queue the violins 
But - always the big BuT............ I cant – why not you may ask – well not because I can't remember the absurdly long and unmemorable site-assigned user ID – primary key / unique identifier / national insurance number …. hello Seems like gov data admins still are not able to recognise the simplicity of a primary key, which presumably is why they are still freaking out about fraud and the alleged plethora of claimants apparently abusing the system over the years.... but anyhoo
No my ID, is stashed away on my pc ready for anyone to hack in, steal it and sign on for me
No my problem is that when i finally managed to find the ID stashed somewhere on my hard drive, and then the password, I found a new agreement to sign... but couldn't read, so copied and pasted to a doc, changed font / paragraph formatting, and settled down to read, like my daddy taught me - who me suspicious
Which is when I found out that I have already broken the agreement
- (see attached, para 2/5 You should also not copy or re-sell any part of our site. ) So what do I do? Not only have I copied and pasted, changed format, and posted to this thread I would be likely to copy and paste job descriptions etc for further us / recordance - and at any point in time they will be allowed to say that I have broken the agreement
Yep the gov is going to get us all off benefits it seems
But wouldn't it be simpler just to incorporate ye old shoppe on ye corner concept ? ..... you surely know the one ...... form at reception, ...... musty booth behind a dusty red velvet curtain, in which we stand ready for the short sharp laser burst that will reduce our whole to ash .... swept up by an automated dustpan and brush and chucked onto the roses, or phlox, for choice see form, press a or b, simply because the really usefully employed just dont need diamonds to run their watches anymore ;D